Theology According to Chloe

Chloe: God has to do what I say.

Me: Well, not really, honey.

Chloe: Oh, yes He does!

Me: Why do you think that?

Chloe: God loves me because God loves everything He made.

Me: Yes.

Chloe: When you love someone you want them to be happy.

Me: Uh-huh...

Chloe: When people do what I tell them to do it makes me happy.

Me: Yes, but...

Chloe: And since God wants me to be happy He will do whatever I say.

Me: Okay, let's start from the top....