Chloe: God has to do what I say.
Me: Well, not really, honey.
Chloe: Oh, yes He does!
Me: Why do you think that?
Chloe: God loves me because God loves everything He made.
Chloe: When you love someone you want them to be happy.
Chloe: When people do what I tell them to do it makes me happy.
Me: Yes, but...
Chloe: And since God wants me to be happy He will do whatever I say.
Me: Okay, let's start from the top....